Why Don't You Just TAKE the Money???

Dear Companies that genuinely value the MONEY consumers want to give you,

It would behoove you to change the the systems you've created to treat people like cattle that make it harder for people who aren't total idiots and who actually WANT to give you money. However, because you've decided you'd rather not face criticism from people that have legitimate points of concern or from total morons who simply don't understand your process you've made it more difficult for people who know exactly what they want but lack a direct way to put money into your account. This makes YOU the true moron, I hope you go broke.


For everyone out there who wants to talk to a real human try this: Get Human

The 80's

Ah the 80's. Lots of interesting things came out of the 80's; big hair, bad eye shadow, my little ponies, whatever these things are, synthesized music.....The NeverEnding Story the movie and this song that I've had stuck in my head for about two days. There was also the urge to get 'physical' and wear lots of spandex. I saw a comment from someone that said "Wish I could have seen the 80's with my own eyes, was born in '94."  It made me think that perhaps the only reason people are so intrigued with the 80's is because they can't imagine a time when Lady Gaga would have been just another face in the crowd instead of the out there original star she thinks she is. Remember Madonna, Cher and hair bands...strange before it was a statement. Anyway, I know none of this is new given the over 20 years we've had to process all that came out of the 80's. But now that you're thinking about that decade I bet you just can't stop yourself from hearing this over and over again. HAHAHA!! Sorry. Enjoy the rest of your day trying to get that out of your head and I'm not necessarily talking about the song alone but also the horrible images of bad spandex on people who shouldn't be allowed to wear bad spandex.

Today the Apostrophe '

Alright. I admit. I'm a teacher that doesn't fully understand the use of apostrophes ...'? ...when it comes to plural things. However I found a website that has a handy dandy poster that managed to be usefully confusing. Don't believe me???? Check it out. I also have a really hard time with commas, (not to be confused with llamas! Watch out they spit!). Don't worry though there are only 21 rules on this webpage. Rule 12 is my favorite.  Rule 14 is my weakness. ..... I know!!!! I'm sorry. Maybe if they'd spend more time teaching grammar instead of recess we'd all be less confused. Hum, but then we'd all be obese...maybe they could just start punishing corporations for enticing us to eat unhealthy food with toys. WAIT! They already do that. Shucks. All the ideas are already taken. But I seriously digress. What was this post even about? OH! That's right apostrophes. . . yeah I don't like apostrophes....'s.... whatever. I'm going to get a cheeseburger.

"Give it a HOTDOG!"

So last night there was a raccoon and some drunk people feeding it hot dogs...
Around 12:30am I was in my room thinking about getting up to get a midnight snack. Then I heard some people pounding their way up the stairs and clanking their way past my room. The whole time I could hear a woman saying 'Oh please don't get hurt, Don't ...careful...don't climb up on it, just don't get hurt." So I figured, "Huh drunk people..." It wasn't until I heard someone saying, "Give it a HOTDOG! Just give it a hotdog, it's not mean, go get a hotdog." Did I get curious enough to get dressed and go outside to see what was happening. In doing so I put my key in my jacket and opened the door just in time to see a guy handing a hotdog to a raccoon.... I took some pictures but because they're not very good I can't post them. But it looked like this except there was only one raccoon. Anyway,today when I left my room to go get something to eat I left my key in my jacket. Luckily I didn't make it very far before I realized that it was missing. So I went to the desk and got a third key, ('cause 2 wasn't enough to keep me from getting locked out.) Then on my way off base I saw about six people walking to the gate carrying/pulling/lugging all kinds of luggage. My first thought was, I wounder if they need a ride.  After I turned around to offer them a ride I realized that the lady with them was pregnant. Sheesh. All these people just driving bye watching them with all their stuff......oh well. The main point is I got something to eat and some people got a ride to the gate. To think it all started with a hungry raccoon and some drunk people.  If I hadn't gotten locked out I probably would have driven past where they were walking before they were even there. Good stuff.

Fallacious Ideas

Corrected.......... or at least better informed. But since that's probably too much reading you can also just go read some random comics. Starting with one about Cat Proximity.

Some Cool Ideas

These Ideas are from Kristine McKay Designs.

They have some super cool ideas and I saw this one and thought I'd share!

Made From Fabric Scraps ... Enjoy!

There are Days...

Normally service here is on Thursdays at 7 pm. This week due to graduations they moved it to Wednesday and for some reason I thought they also  moved it to 6 pm instead of 7 pm.... I showed up at 5:30. Ah those days when you think; "Why is no one here? What day is it? Hum...should I tell anyone that I'm so confused? I think I'll go take a nap."

Candy Headline News:

Pacman M&M eats squished M&M while green M&M chills off to the side.

The Light on the Second Floor

This is where the idea came from. This IS the light on the second floor.

 

Note to Self # 1808:

Sometimes less is not more, just more confusing. But sometimes more is more confusing and less is just right. ; )

Note to Self # 1807:

Always have proof of insurance. Also security forces vehicles look just as cool from the inside as the outside. But don't worry I was in the front seat. = )

 Note to Self # 1807 addition: provide clarity when explaining strange situations.

Auto Correction

Auto correct how I hate you. When I type something and abrv. it don't fix it! I'm not as dumb or as poor in my word choice as you auto assume I am. Sheesh.

Note to Self # 1806:

Miniature things don't often work like their full size counterparts...take the mini coffee maker for example. It can only handle so much water at a time and at a certain rate. Anything different results in a coffee ground mess all over the counter. So noted.

(Also  the picture isn't mine! All credit to the person who made the mess. But my mess looked pretty similar...just miniature)

Note to Self # 1805: Why is the Mini Fridge so Cold?

Mini Fridge, why did you freeze the milk? No really mini fridge, why? And why aren't you responding to my online complaints about you? You're so cold. Figures.