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Gait - The different speeds a horse can travel. Every horse has 4 natural "gaits", the (1) walk (2) trot (3) canter (4) gallop.  

Canter: a three-beat gair of the horse where legs on opposite sides and leading strike the ground at the same time. Faster than the trot and slower than the gallop. 

Lope: Western term for a three-beat gait, the same as canter.

So I ask you;  

What do horses do on the internet?

They E-Lope! 

Horse Terminology it's more fun than you think.

They Say

Apparently I have a knack for hearing people say things that are dumb.  So enjoy:



"Well vandalizing is illegal they should police that."


"Let's see Jesus was born in Jerusalem...Israel? Is Israel a real country?"


"...African dancing, was like a whole different country."

Office Talk

August 4, 2008

Dan: Hey Tom?

Tom: Yeah?

Dan: Are you going to Miami tomorrow?

Tom: Yeah.

Dan: Was I expected to come?

Tom: Not necessarily.

.........Pause

Dan:  How much not necessarily?

Tom: You weren't expected to come. (Fumbling for words) It wasn't anticipated that you would participate.

Dan: Oh.
          Hey Tom?

Tom: Yeah?

Dan: I'm not gunna come.

Tom: Oh. Ok. Thanks for letting me know.

O-Yeah

When I was little I really liked spaghetti-o's. Now that I am older I really like Cheerios, Oreo's and even Tomato's.  I guess it's because of my love for both round things and alliteration.